Ann Arbor’s very own GameBoi shocked no one when he blatantly co-signed snitching on twitter this week: telling people to “call the cops” from their location in Downtown Detroit.
C-HU$TLE was not available for comment but released this statement:
“Why am I not surprised? If this ignorant fanuk wasn’t a rat f*ck who undoubtedly talks to police regularly (as is) I’d have already merked him, myself. GameBoi continues to lie and degrade and if you follow the thread, it actually spawns a (in my opinion) vicious set of anti-Detroit and borderline racist tweets. Again, disappointed? Yes. Surprised? No.”
A series of “wild-fire” live-show dates by D-Block affiliate C-Money & Hit-A-Lik C.E.O. C-HU$TLE have left fans in amazement and haters in shock as the so-called “corporate playboy” pop-up tour run continues…
Rumors of “Dakota on the Mac” at Ann Arbor’s Alley Bar were one thing but publicity leaks on this latest run have been quite another.
Recounts range rambunctiously from reports of C-Money “bedding multiple groupies”
C-Money – Parc 55 Meridian (San Francisco, CA)
to tales of C-HU$TLE’s car crashes (and Cali-Chronic). Even TVPEDEXK member M. Millionés got in on the act – “smokin’ on Miley” with C-Hu$t before “running wild” in the Hit-A-Lik/BR Media suites at the Westwood W (Beverly Hills.)
M. Millionés – Glennwood Place Studios (Burbank, CA)
Allegedly “preoccupied” with the upcoming release of #TrapV “Casino Blitz” C-HU$TLE was (conveniently) not available for comment but released this statement:
“Bottom line – California was a smash success and #RobABank is a run-a-way HIT.”
@rutherfordbhaze was compelled to quote this new C-HU$TLE freestyle (which remixes Adina Howard’s 1994 smash “Freak Like Me”) inspired by Manhattan Choreographer (and former Rockette) @KalinaAlyse
Matthew Timothy Buko and Timothy Francis Buko (Loan Oak, MI) Circa ’76.
Shortly before he died last year, my Brother Matthew recounted an encounter he (and his girlfriend) had with current San Francisco 49ers Head Coach Jim Harbaugh at Ann Arbor’s Touchdown Cafe’ in 1986.
In 1986, my Brother Matthew was a Senior at Saline High School and starting Tight End for the Saline Hornets. Harbaugh – was a Senior at the University of Michigan and starting at Quarterback for the Michigan Wolverines.
Matt was on a date with his girl (@ Touchdown’s, Sat night) and returned from the men’s room to find “some other guy” talking to his girl.
My brother accosted the gentleman who (turned around, and) turned out to be (none other than) James, Joseph…Harbaugh.
Allegedly a “standoffish” set of remarks (and body language) ensued and Matt (essentially) said something to the effect of: “hey, that’s my girl” which Harbaugh (again, allegedly) countered by “moseying up” for what (my brother surmised) was going to be “go-time.”
Matt recalled not “thinking” but “knowing” it was either:
A) “Fight Jim Harbaugh”
or
B) “Back down”
Matthew Timothy Buko was never the “back down” type of guy. For Christ sake he died swimming despite knowing full-well he’d been diagnosed with congestive heart failure just weeks prior.
So…at this point “backing down” is a “no-go” but fighting Jim Harbaugh (a guy 4-years my brother’s senior) wasn’t lookin’ so hot either.
The age of my brother’s girlfriend (whose name now escapes me and subsequently escapes this article since Matthew is no longer here to remind me/us) apparently “diffused” the situation. Harbaugh walked away.
Nevertheless — since aforementioned incident, my brother was never a “huge” fan of Harbaugh’s.
Some people might think this incident alone would prompt me to root against the 49ers in this year’s SuperBowl (if not in general). God knows; if this incident didn’t make me hate Harbaugh, surely his rebuffing of all jobs (Football) Michigan & Detroit (Wolverines/Lions) in favor of the “ol’ California sun” and his literal/figurative “ass-whupping” of current Lions head coach Jim Schwartz would leave me no choice but to root for Baltimore this year — right?
Wrong.
Regardless of Harbaugh’s sociopathic tendancies, his encounter with my brother and the saddistic degredation(s) he has inflicted upon his former “hometown” teams, Jim Harbaugh; and I…have something in common.
We went to the same middle-school.
More (and most) importantly we had the same Football Coach/Gym Teacher/Life Guru – Robert Lillie.
What folks must understand – is that Jim Harbaugh is to Tappan Middle School as Anikan Skywalker is/was to Jedi Knight Hood. Yes, he is evil. Yes. He has “crossed-over” to the “dark-side” like so many other formally loyal Michigan professors wooed-west by that (ever-so-pesky) professor exchange Stanford-Michigan Sabbatical Exchange program.
It is Harbaugh’s (Tappan Middle School) predigree which validates his success. Not vice-versa. Simply put: Harbaugh could whoop the Lions (and Jim Schwartz) a$$ (“No Frank Ocean”) 1,000 times and his (Football) “success” would still only magnify the genius mentorship that is Robert F. Lillie.
Bottom line:
Harbaugh doesn’t have to live the right way to prove that Tappan teaches people how to win. Sure, he’s forgotten Rob Lillie’s life instructions to put Rob Lillie’s pure football instructions on a pedastol but this is only the beginning of the prophecy. Annikan Skywalker was (of course) so famously struck down by another Yoda (Rob Lillie) pupil. So too shall Harbaugh be struck down but int he meantime go ‘9ers and may my brother Matthew’s memory and Rob Lillie’s mentorship (football & otherwise) live on, forever.
D-Block affiliate C-Money links up with Hit-A-Lik C.E.O. C-HU$TLE to breathe life into this Mobb Deep/Nas classic.
A strong verse by C-Money is followed by an esoteric C-HU$TLE freestyle in which is directly accuses Pittsburgh Steelers Quarterback Ben Roethlisberger of rape.
Hit-A-Lik C.E.O. C-HU$TLE was taking a break on the roof of a Manhattan recording studio after completing a recording session (sponsored by Matty Conlin/Fluent Inc.) with Mikey Millions (i am OTHER/HIT-A-LIK/TVPEDEXK/Caligula) when he encountered several members of the “Infamous” Mobb (Deep) including the H.N.I.C. himself….Prodigy.
TVPEDEXK: “So what happened?”
HU$TLE: “I walked out there as soon as the last take was done so I was by myself and Prodigy’s homeboy T-Dubbz asked me if I was smoking. I lit up, we got to talking. They asked why I’m at the studio, I told them we’re recording and who Mike works for. They asked what I do, I told them on this song I was rhyming and one of the engineers said ‘oh like Chris Webby?’ to which I essentially said ‘f*ck Chris Webby’ T-Dubbz starts laughing and tells me ‘spit somin'”
HU$TLE: “I knew I had to come correct so I rhymed this like 50 bars I’d recently dropped on the Meek (“So Sophisticated”) beat even though; it was unreleased the homie Wait What (@wtwht a.k.a. Charlie Kubal – Stanford Business School) had heard it and told me he thought it was dope or whatever.”
TVPEDEXK: “So y’all were in a cypha?”
HU$TLE: “Na, na, not exactly I mean…P wasn’t right next to us the whole time but he was definitely within ear shot and about halfway through he walked over and told me to start the freestyle over again. I ended up rhyming for about 7 minutes and by this time Sickabod and Hydro had walked onto the roof so they were privy to everything that happened as well.”
TVPEDEXK: “There are reports that the H.N.I.C. verbalized intentions to form a (live) band (the name of which we cannot reveal at this time) and also expressed curiosity with regard to the potential musicianship Hit-A-Lik had/has to offer.”
HU$TLE: “That’s true and we definitely let him (P) know that we’d be more than happy to form a band on the strength and take it from there…The name idea he has (for the band) is really dope. T-Dubbz and I exchanged math so we’ll see…Honestly I’m just humbled the cat who wrote “Shook Ones” even listened to me rhyme. Additionally I would like to thank Matty Conlin (Fluent Inc.) for sponsoring this recording session. Without his gracious and unconditional support as a friend and fellow Catholic this would never have happened.”
Hit-A-Lik affiliate C-Money links up with D-Block/LOX legend SP the Ghost.
“Stay In Your Place” is scheduled to be included on C-Money’s upcoming collaborative mixtape/album “School Ties” (which is slated to be executive produced by Hit-A-Lik CEO Charles Buko.)
Additionally C-Money is rumored to be in negotiations to make TVPEDEXK the in-house-dj(s) at his new coffee shop/social club “The Little Fox” (62 Kenmare Manhattan NY.)
Ann Arbor’s very own GameBoi shocked no one when he blatantly co-signed snitching on twitter this week: telling people to “call the cops” from their location in Downtown Detroit.
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